P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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