Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
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