1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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