Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
wakey wakey hands off snakey
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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