Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
