You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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