Just cropdusted the office
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
His hands were made for my vagina.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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