So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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