I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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