is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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