Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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