White coat. Heels.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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