Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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