East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i dont even know how to be here
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
tell me about the eggs
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