If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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