I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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