haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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