He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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