Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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