is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Randomize
