Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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