some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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