Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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