Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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