wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Randomize
