i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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