I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
why is half of my head shaved?
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