this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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