There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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