Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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