dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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