I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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