Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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