On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
And then he peed in my hair
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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