There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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