i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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