Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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