Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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