we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Vodka?
Forever.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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