So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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