your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
She announced her abortion via fbk
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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