Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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