Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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