I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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