Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
should my penis look like a turkey
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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