My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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