I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I cannot find my penis.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
