I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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