i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Randomize
