Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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